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FASHION PO LICE

WHEN BAD CLOTHES HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE

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KIM KARDASHIAN

AARONS > This cash doesn’t register.

CASEY > Her look makes no cents.

LAWRENCE > She doesn’t need dollars, she needs a change!

GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE

HUNTER > Inspired by Kermit’s loungewear collection.

THOMPSON > Someone needs to comforter.

MILLER > More like Green-doline Christie.

ELLIE BAMBER

WEISHOLTZ > This should come with a drawstring.

HUNTER > What a waist!

MILLER > She has a black belt in ridiculous fashion.

TINASHE

THOMPSON > This doesn’t reflect well on her.

WEISHOLTZ > Crime of fashion meets lime of fashion.

CASEY > Dancing with the Air Traffic Control.

CHLOË GRACE MORETZ

RYAN & CAROLINE > This dress has lost its ap-peel.

FALLON > This s**t is bananas!

WEISHOLTZ > Meet your new Chiquita spokeswoma­n.

CHRISTIAN SERRATOS

HUNTER > She’s pissing off mosquitoes everywhere.

LAWRENCE > I thought The Walking Dead was about zombies, not mummies.

HENRY > This is meshed up.

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