25 THINGS YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT ME
The Modern Family patriarch gives Us a modern take on himself
1. I was signed as an undrafted free agent by the Pittsburgh Steelers in 1969 but was cut during training camp.
2. In high school [in Worthington, Ohio], after I won our football team a state championship, I was given the nickname “Ed O’Winner.”
3. Before I was an actor, I was a substitute high school [social studies] teacher.
4. I was one of the first students in the theater program at Youngstown State University.
5. My father and grandfather were steelworkers. I worked in a steel mill for four years.
6. I’m a black belt in jujitsu and have been training for 22 years. Be very scared!
7. I’m starting a new venture: podcasting. I’m the narrator of The Undercovers, which covers incredible true stories about America’s fearless
DEA agents.
8. I’m frequently cited as making my film debut in [1972’s] Deliverance, which is odd because I’m not in it!
9. I didn’t realize that I was a main character [Hank] in Finding Dory until I saw how many lines I had to record.
10. My star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is located right in front of a shoe store — paying homage to [my Married... With Children character] Al Bundy and his shoe salesmanship.
11. I had issues with football in college because I much preferred to spend my time, uh, celebrating rather than working out. Or studying, for that matter!
12. I wish I had a Super Bowl ring.
13. I created my own sandwich, “The Boone” at the Se-Port Deli in Setauket, N.Y.
14. I’m a long-standing member of the Delta Tau Delta fraternity.
15. I once won a national handball championship. Ed O’Winner strikes again! 16. My favorite memory on
Modern Family was getting hired and working with [producer] Christopher Lloyd...
What more could be said!
17. I once met
Britney Spears and had no idea [who she was]!
18. If I weren’t an actor, I’d be an undercover agent. Former agents have told me I would’ve been a natural.
19. The biggest misconception about me is that I make plans for all my career moves. I really don’t, but I know when to say yes.
20. My worst personality trait? My love of talk shows.
21. Whenever I need to clear my mind, I like to spend time reading and cooking.
22. The most influential people in my life are my children. I want to ensure they’re taken care of, but it’s nice when they like me too.
23. The greatest piece of advice wasn’t given to me directly, but rather is a Confucius quote: “Life is simple, but we insist on making it complicated.”
24. I always go for it. When I was in my 30s, I got a bus ticket to New York. I knew it was what I wanted and where I was trying to go.
25. I’d never trade any of my experiences that led me to where I am today.