FASHION POLICE
WHEN BAD CLOTHES HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
LORI PETTY
HIMEL > This look really is in A League of Its Own.
HENRY > At least someone is smiling.
McCLAIN > I’d hate to be that Petty.
KENDALL JENNER
FLORES > She looks like every other middle school girl at the moment.
HILFIGER > A supermodel with super-bad style.
LAWRENCE > Simple and elegant — minus the elegant.
JESSIE J
THOMPSON > More like Jessie Y?
MORGAN > The circus looks like the right place for this.
AARONS > Do you happen to have a businesswoman’s special?
AVRIL LAVIGNE
LAWRENCE >
Why’d you have to go and dress so Complicated?
THOMPSON > Bite me? Zip it!
HENRY > Would she be a Sk8er Woman by now?
JENNIFER LOPEZ
VALDEZ > I thought she was pitchy before, but it seems patchy too.
THOMPSON > She has recently started hunting at Goodwill for her outfits.
McCLAIN > It's Jenny from the Frock!
KEVIN SMITH
HENRY > Didn’t he learn Dr. Seuss’ lesson about star bellies?
FLORES > Just trying to blend in with the locals.
THOMPSON > If fashion was a sport, he plays very badly.