FASHION POLICE
WHEN BAD CLOTHES HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
AUNJANUE ELLIS
FLORES > Who released Ursula? WEBER > Those barnacles come right off with a power washer. KEMBLE > Did a bag of Oreos explode on her?
FRENCH MONTANA
CASEY > Is that a pillowcase or a curtain?
AARONS > I wish I could un-see this Magic Eye.
VALDEZ > If Versace was in a bargain bin.
PENÉLOPE CRUZ
WEBER > Yay! My new adult coloring book is here! KEMBLE > Finally, something worse than Vanilla Sky. McCLAIN > A dress your kids can play on too!
JENNIFER LOPEZ
SCIUTTO > Perfect for an Amish night out on the town! THOMPSON > She’s gone from A-Rod to T-Neck.
FLORES > When you want to wear your summer outfit, but it’s too cold.
JACKIE HOFFMAN
MORGAN > It’s a Cheetah cheater brand.
KEMBLE > Some of the best comedy she’s ever done. THOMPSON >
This dress tested negative.
SANDRA OH
HIMEL > Preheat to 450 degrees and cook for one hour. RYAN & CAROLINE > Luckily she went with this and not the plastic wrap. MORGAN > Ms. Oh... just no.