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8 completely crazy things cars do in the ‘ Furious’ film franchise

- Carly Mallenbaum @ thatgirlca­rly USA TODAY

If the Fast and Furious films have shown moviegoers one thing, it’s this: There are so many insane stunts you can do with cars!

Forget drag racing: How about outrunning a train, parking a car on a boat, driving off a cliff or parachutin­g a car out of a plane? Yep, the franchise has shown all of that, yet still manages to up the action ante in the new eighth installmen­t, The Fate of the Furi

ous ( in theaters April 14), with scenes ( all glimpsed in trailers) that involve a wrecking ball, a humongous submarine and selfdrivin­g cars.

The eight craziest car stunts the franchise has pulled off, in chronologi­cal order: DOM OUTRUNS A TRAIN, GETS PUMMELED BY A TRUCK ( THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS, 2001) Insanity scale: Just warming viewers up.

In one of the first major action sequences of the franchise, Dom ( Vin Diesel) races Brian ( the late Paul Walker) down a street in his Dodge Charger.

Dom starts out strong — popping a wheelie and barely speeding by an oncoming train — but then hits a semi. Oopsy daisy. Bye bye, Dom’s ride. BRIAN PARKS A FLYING CAR ON A BOAT ( 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS, 2003)

Insanity scale: Cars can fly and float now, people.

The best way to stop a baddie on a ferry, according to the Furious franchise? Speed your Camaro off a cliff and miraculous­ly land it on the boat, duh. “That’s some real Dukes of Hazzard ( stuff ),” says Roman ( Tyrese Gibson). SEAN DRIFTS THROUGH SHIBUYA CROSSING ( THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT, 2006)

Insanity scale: When you see a crowd of people, you think of driving a car through them, right? No?

By the third movie, turning corners in a race car was old news. Tokyo Drift taught viewers how to oversteer, skid and burn out tires ( aka drift) while navigating a tight turn. One of the places Sean ( Lucas Black) drifted? In the middle of the busiest intersecti­on in the world, somehow leaving hundreds of pedestrian­s unharmed. DOM AND BRIAN DRAG A VAULT RIGHT OUT OF A BANK ( FAST FIVE, 2011)

Insanity scale: The robbery plan in Ocean’s Eleven is child’s play.

Apparently, you don’t need to crack open a safe to steal its contents. Dom and Brian, driving side by side in matching Dodge Chargers, pull a vault right out of a bank in Rio de Janeiro. Sure, they take down a few vehicles and a building, because it’s hard to drag a safe with dozens of crooked cops on your tail. CARS BRING DOWN A PLANE ( FAST & FURIOUS 6, 2013)

Insanity scale: Seriously, who thinks of this stuff?

To stop a crime boss, Dom’s team pulls down his plane. With their cars. Where’s Dom? Well, he’s inside the aircraft, pushing Shaw ( Luke Evans) overboard. Naturally, Dom manages to walk away unharmed from the flaming wreckage. CIPHER RELEASES SQUADRON OF SELF- DRIVING CARS ( THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS, 2017)

Insanity scale: This is terrifying. Cyberterro­rist Cipher is able to chase down a New York City motorcade remotely.

How? By hacking every vehicle within a two- mile radius, disabling any “collision avoidance” systems and auto- driving hundreds of vehicles.

The result is a horde of cars that ignore traffic lights, drive out of showrooms and flip off the top floors of parking garages on their way to surroundin­g the person of interest. DOM DRIVES THROUGH TWO BUILDINGS ( FURIOUS 7, 2015) Insanity scale: So crazy it’s wet- your- pants funny. If you’re going to total a multimilli­on- dollar sports car in Abu Dhabi, do it thusly: Drive through the Etihad Towers. As in, drive out of one skyscraper, into another one and then into a third one. OK, Dom, didn’t mean to drive himself and Brian into the third building, but that’s what he had to do when he realized the vehicle had no brakes.

A GIANT SUBMARINE BREAKS THROUGH ICE AND DISPLACES CARS ( THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS, 2017)

Insanity scale: Had enough cars, planes and boats? Time for a submarine!

Not only can Cipher ( Charlize Theron) take control of cars, but she can also carjack a submarine. In Russia, she programs a torpedosho­oting sub to emerge and displace cars in its wake. One of those cars is an orange Lamborghin­i being driven by Roman, who attempts a creative method of staying out of the icy waters. A detached car door is involved.

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PHOTOS BY UNIVERSAL PICTURES The Fate of the Furious loads up on action using a giant submarine in the eighth installmen­t of the franchise.
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What’s that flying between two skyscraper­s? Oh, just a multimilli­on- dollar show car.
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Dom’s car flips in one of the franchise’s first big stunts.
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Cipher’s move here is a cautionary tale for those eager for self- driving vehicles.

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