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Too busy to parent? Just hire an expert
Outsourcing an option for everything from childproofing to potty training
Allen, owner of NYC Potty Training, who charges anywhere from $2,000 to $3,300. Since founding her company in June 2014, she has built a client base that stretches from Virginia and California to London and Dubai and is considering franchising.
The rise of consultants for everything from home inspectors for childproofing to personal shoppers for babies has turned this basic biological milestone into Parenting Inc. What once was the domain of the domicile now can be outsourced.
To those who use gender-reveal party planners and professional toilettrainers, it’s a chance to turn to people far more knowledgeable. But critics contend that this commodification of parenthood, a life phase as old as time itself, is a shirking of one’s most fundamental duties as a human being and further stratifies society along class lines.
“What feels too far? What feels like you’ve taken a core task of parenting and paid someone to do it?” says University of Virginia sociology professor Allison Pugh, who wrote the book “Longing and Belonging: Parents, Children, and Consumer Culture.” “This is about time and people wanting to maintain some standards of parenting, what they think is adequate care and at the same time, not able to do it themselves (and) farm it out . ... People beholden to work schedules are unable to do the kind of parenting they wish they could.”
She points to the colonization of work into the rest of our lives – because of the longer hours most people spend on their jobs and the large-scale entry of women in the workforce – as well as the demise of folk wisdom, such as tips
from one’s own parents or grandparents, as some of the key factors fueling this monetization of parental responsibilities.
“Everybody chooses where to spend their money differently. I felt it’s important enough to spend this kind of money for this type of service,” says Siegel, 41. “I cut my own hair, I don’t get manicures, massages, facials. That’s not my bag.”
Many of these services remain available only to the wealthy. But as the niche industries expand, they may go downmarket. Exhibit A: Homework helpers. While tutors were once just for the upper crust, today they’ve trickled down to the middle class and parts of the working class. Pugh predicts new markets for services mothers and fathers haven’t even thought of yet.
“You’re teaching a skill they’re going to use multiple times a day for the rest of their life. When a kid masters it, they master it,” says Allen, the potty-training pro. She adds, “It’s an investment in their confidence, self-esteem, which is a huge part of future success in all areas.”
“This is about time and people wanting to maintain ... standards of parenting.” Allison Pugh, sociology professor, University of Virginia
From extreme to accepted
One parenting service that is fast becoming the norm, even in Middle America, is professional childproofing. Consultants do everything from assessing potential dangerous spots throughout the home to offering tips, such as lower the temperature of your home’s water heater.
Peter Kerin of Foresight Childproofing in Eden Prairie, Minnesota, for example, charges $119 for a three-hour initial survey and then the cost of the safety products and $89 an hour for installation. “If your child gets hurt, that’s a lot more expensive than (that); one doctor’s visit can cost thousands of dollars,” he said. “It’s also peace of mind.”
Naysayers will argue that anyone can go online and order, say, a baby gate for the top of a staircase, but Kerin questioned how a parent chooses from the hundreds of gates available.
“The wrong gate or the right gate installed incorrectly is worse than no gate,” he says.
But while some parenting services are now the norm – including lactation coaches, covered by many insurance companies today, and certified car seat installers – others fall clearly in the miscellaneous category.
Sara Jones, a Los Angeles-based event planner with the firm the Planning Society, has gender-reveal parties on her resume. She described an all-out fiesta that included an on-site taco chef, a signature Paloma drink, a candle“wintry bouquet” tablescape, a professional photographer and pink and blue boas for the 35 guests to wear. The wow moment came when the expectant parents – who didn’t know the baby’s gender and instead, in advance, handed a sealed envelope from the sonographer to Jones – opened a large trunk to see pink balloons fly out.
The party tab ran into the thousands of dollars. “Yes, the money definitely could be donated to charity or a more righteous cause,” Jones says, “but that could be said of any party or any wedding or event.”
For Ashley Selis, who uses a subscription clothing service to buy handpicked outfits for her 18-month-old son and 3-year-old daughter, it’s a matter of saving time, energy and gas. She signed with the Columbus, Georgia-based Wee Blessing about two years ago and estimates she spends about $130 a month for both kids.
“I’ve got more life demands,” she says. “I don’t have time, and I want my kids to look good. It takes the work out of it for me.”