Punchlines

A lighter look at the news of the week

“Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal announced that he is supporting Mitt Romney for president. Jindal said he couldn't think of a better way to show his support than waiting till Romney was the only guy left.” — Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

“The Obama administration puts so much pressure on the coal industry (that) soon, it'll be the diamond industry.” — The Colbert Report