JENNIFER LOPEZ AND BEN AFFLECK

“Fat Butt and Pancake Head,” Season 7 (2003)

When a comHOW BAD WAS IT: petitor also named Jennifer Lopez (a heavily accented hand puppet voiced by Eric Cartman) started stealing her limelight, an angry J. Lo came to town to settle the score. Then-boyfriend Ben Affleck followed her to town and wound up falling for the rival. Were this episode to air today, its references to Mexican food likely would generate a massive outcry on social media. MEMORABLE LINE: Cartman’s puppet loved to sing, “Fulfill all your wishes with my tacoflavored kisses.” HOW’D THEY TAKE IT? J. Lo and Affleck never said, but in the DVD commentary co-creator Trey Parker said he’d heard rumors Lopez fired production assistants on a movie set for quoting from the episode. “That made me so happy,” he recalled.