TWEET OF THE DAY
Dearest mother — It is with a heavy heart I inform you our campaign has ended. Our unit fell to the Chiefs on a snowy battlefield. While disappointed, I am extreme- ly proud of all our accomplishments week after week, day after day, fight after fight. I shall see you soon. — Andrew
What appears to be the final dispatch from Capt. Andrew Luck, the faux Twitter site of an NFL quarterback/Civil War officer.