Trump taxing GOP hopefuls is on brand for party takeover
like to congratulate Donald Trump on the speed with which he’s turned the Republican Party into something resembling an extortion racket.
Aside from sinking his fangs into the Republican National Committee like a hungry bat on a plump Berkshire hog, the man spending his days in a Manhattan courtroom under criminal indictment is now looking to bleed cash out of down-ballot GOP campaigns.
In an April 15 letter, Trump’s reelection campaign notified all Republican candidates that if they use the former president’s name, image or likeness on any campaign advertisements, they need to deliver at least 5% of the money they raise back to the aforementioned criminal defendant.
You know, a little kickback for the boss man. Just enough to get Trump’s beak wet. Because, as has been made abundantly clear, the GOP is Trump and Trump is the GOP.
The Republican Party is now nothing but a Trump piggy bank
He’s got his daughter-in-law Lara Trump in place at the top of the Republican National Committee’s pecking order, and she didn’t hold back detailing the committee’s singular focus: “Every single penny will go to the No. 1 and the only job of the RNC – that is electing Donald J. Trump as president of the United States and saving this country.”
Sorry, other Republican candidates! Maybe you can find a different Republican National Committee to help you out. Oh, and in the meantime, if you mention the Republican at the top of the ticket, you need to ship some of the green you raise back upstream to the guy already vacuuming donor money up like a Statue-of-Liberty-size Dirt Devil.
If this sounds unbecoming of a presidential candidate who claims to be wildly successful and incredibly wealthy, wait until you see the tacky sneakers and weird Bibles he’s selling.
Biden is out-fundraising Trump, so more Bibles must be sold!
Adding to the cash thirst, the former president’s campaign is trailing President Joe Biden badly in the fundraising department.
A Financial Times analysis released this week found:
“Donald Trump has raised $75 (million) less for his presidential bid than Joe Biden and has 270,000 fewer unique donors now than at the same stage of his run for the White House four years ago.”
He’d have to sell a moon-high stack of Bibles to catch up, so the grift must grow. And grow it has with this new “pony up some cash” push on fellow election candidates.
Trump campaign’s letter to GOP candidates reads like a mob flick
As if actively trying to get Trump’s campaign cast in the next Martin Scorsese gangster film, the letter to downballot Republicans included this line:
“Any split that is higher than 5% will be seen favorably by the RNC and President Trump’s campaign and is routinely reported to the highest levels of leaderI’d ship within both organizations.”
Sure, 5% is nice. That’s fine. But, you know, maybe do 10%, maybe even 15%? That’s the kinda thing that gets you noticed, kid.
When you give your party to someone under indictment ...
The letter also included this note to any campaigns that use Trump’s name, image or likeness and don’t play ball:
“Any vendor whose clients ignore the guidelines mentioned above will be held responsible for their clients’ actions. Repeated violations will result in the suspension of business relationships between the vendor and Trump National Committee JFC.”
Yeah, nice little campaign you got there. Shame if anything happened to it, you know?
This all sounds dodgy as the day is long, but regardless, here’s what all the little Republican candidates not named Donald Trump are going to do.
They’re going to line up in their fancy Trump sneakers with their Trump Bibles tucked under their arms and drop an offering in the MAGA hat at the feet of the Donald.
Frankly, it’s what they deserve. They gambled on this guy again. And the house always wins.