Valley City Times-Record

Tickle Your Funny Bone:

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What do snowmen call their kids?

Chill-dren.

What did the icy road say to the car?

“Want to go for a spin?”

What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?

Snow.

What does a gingerbrea­d man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow?

She liked playing cool jazz.

Powerball: 11/28/22 29-30-32-48-50 Powerball: 20 | Powerplay: 2

Mega Millions: 11/25/22 29-31-46-54-67 Megaball: 18 | Megaplier: 2

ND Lucky for Life: 11/28/22 17-21-35-36-42 Lucky Ball: 9

Lotto America: 11/28/22 5-6-29-34-49 Star Ball: 4 | All Star: 4

2x2: 11/28/22 Red: 13-19 White: 5-16

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