Washington County Enterprise-Leader

Lawn Mowers Are Back In Action

HOPING FORECASTS OF RAIN, THUNDERSTO­RMS ARE FACT

- MARIE ROY WCN Columnist

Isn’t it great to see all the many lawn mowers in action? And I’m sure no one is complainin­g. I was concerned that my bluegrass might be dead, because I’ve never seen it so brown, even in other dry summers; but with even the small amount of rain we have received (1.5 inches) it has begun to grow and is a beautiful sight. I’m mowing the lawn this week — first time in four months. I decided to leave the bluegrass and let it grow a little longer. So much beauty to be thankful for.

We keep hoping that those forecasts of rain and thundersto­rms will really become fact.

It’s been said, “You don’t stop laughing when you die, you die when you stop laughing.” So, some smiles.

A lady called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into. Hysterical, she explained to the dispatcher­s: “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerato­r!” The dispatcher said, “Stay calm. An officer is on the way.”

A few minutes later, the

“We keep hoping that those forecasts of rain and thundersto­rms will really become fact.”

Marie M. Roy

officer radios in: “Disregard. She got in the back seat by mistake.”

Happy birthday to Patrick Swope, Krista Boyd, twins Dawson and Lilbby Calico, Linda Bodden, Isaiah King, Gene Pharr, Mary Ann Lockhard, Barbara ( Mrs. Bill) Griscom, Teresa Pershall, John Mungon, Lane Dalton, Jennifer Cannon, Pam Watson.

Happy anniversar­y to Dick and Nicci Bardley on Sept. 16; Kevin and Angela Barenbery on Sept. 16; and to David and Lucille Johnson on Sept. 18. Happy years all!

To our many friends who are, or have been, in the hospital — our love and prayers for each of you.

My sincere thanks to each one who comments on this column. A lady called and said she was clipping it out to keep. We had a good visit. Others have mentioned about sharing it with others.

If you have news share. Call me.

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