Pen-pricks
• Paul McCartney had a sold out crowd at the Chesapeake Arena in OKC Monday while Ringo played an Indian casino north of Red River. George died of cancer at 45 and John was assassinated by a mad man. The deal the Devil made with the Beatles in 1962 was, I will make you the biggest band in the history of the world and in return, you’ll either die young or wind up in Oklahoma in July.
• Apple celebrated the 10th anniversary of the iPhone followed by a survey that found virtually every American now has access to a camera smartphone. Now that everyone has a phone with a camera which can snap events instantly, it begs the question. Where the hell have all the UFOs gone?
• Donald Trump Jr. was discovered to have attended a completely legal meeting with a Moscow lawyer at Trump Tower during the campaign, Next we will learn that NYPD security video shows him jaywalking to the meeting. Cable news needs to change the phrase Breaking News to Now What?
• President Trump led the delegation of foreign leaders in Paris to celebrate Bastille Day in France. Trump was cheered along the Champs Elysee as he was escorted in his limousine by the French cavalry. CNN noted that the French tri-color flag is the same three colors as Russia’s flag.
Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and a speaker. His email address is argus@argushamilton.com.