PEN-PRICKS
• President Trump gave a serious policy speech to toddlers while standing next to a giant rabbit at the Easter Egg Roll. It’s not a tradition familiar to New Yorkers. That morning, Melania asked Donald if he’s ready for the Easter Egg Roll and he replied that he hates Chinese food.
• President William McKinley’s statue may be removed from a California town over his Indian policy, now deemed imperialistic. Every statue has a controversy. Hawaii is considering having a statue of President Obama, built by locals, near his birthplace, and then shipped overseas to Hawaii.
• Arnold Schwarzenegger checked into St. John’s Hospital in Santa Monica for emergency heart surgery through which he sailed with flying colors. His family said Arnold came out of surgery just fine. Ten minutes after regaining consciousness, he took a turn for the nurse.
• Lindsay Lohan lost her lawsuit against the makers of Grand Theft Auto V video game, which she says used her image without permission. She’s still working. In a new commercial for Geico, Lindsay Lohan reveals she saved 15 percent on car insurance by leaving the scene of the accident.