• The Pitts­burgh Post Gazette said a drunk cou­ple in Penn­syl­va­nia were ar­rested by po­lice for shoot­ing at fire­flies in the back­yard. They said they thought the fire­flies were laser beams com­ing from an alien ship. The cou­ple was con­victed and sen­tenced to eight months in Trump’s Space Force.

• Prime Min­is­ter Theresa May’s govern­ment reeled as cabi­net mem­bers re­signed over her weak stance on Brexit. She could fall at any minute. You know the world is up­side down in Lon­don when Pres­i­dent Trump’s ar­rival is widely seen as a sign that things might soon set­tle down.

• Na­tional Geo­graphic re­ported that two sperm whales washed ashore on the beach in Ger­many, where they were ex­am­ined by marine bi­ol­o­gists. They found the bel­lies of the whales filled with plas­tic and car parts. Man, Trump will do any­thing to get around these tar­iffs on car parts.

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