• The Pittsburgh Post Gazette said a drunk couple in Pennsylvania were arrested by police for shooting at fireflies in the backyard. They said they thought the fireflies were laser beams coming from an alien ship. The couple was convicted and sentenced to eight months in Trump’s Space Force.
• Prime Minister Theresa May’s government reeled as cabinet members resigned over her weak stance on Brexit. She could fall at any minute. You know the world is upside down in London when President Trump’s arrival is widely seen as a sign that things might soon settle down.
• National Geographic reported that two sperm whales washed ashore on the beach in Germany, where they were examined by marine biologists. They found the bellies of the whales filled with plastic and car parts. Man, Trump will do anything to get around these tariffs on car parts.