• Judge Brett Kavanaugh was nominated to the Supreme Court Monday. It’s like arguing with your wife whenever she’s drunk. You know that everything you ever said is going to be brought up, every decision you ever made is going to be criticized, and it’s going to end up with a fight on the floor.
• President Trump flew to Brussels to demand EU countries pay the fiscal pledges they made to NATO. The EU’s hesitation is puzzling. Considering all the times that Trump’s been called Hitler, you’d think that when he tells Europe they need to spend more money on defense, they’d listen.
• Justin Bieber announced he’s engaged to model and Alec Baldwin’s niece Hailey Baldwin. He’s had a wild few years involving legal run-ins over drugs, alcohol, reckless driving and vandalism. Justin Bieber’s mother just announced she wants to have another child, unless her demands are met.