• Nancy Pelosi claimed that Democrats won a big victory by taking over the House, ignoring that the GOP added to its Senate majority. We have legislative gridlock. It’s like the Dodgers refusing to admit they lost the World Series, saying only that they won the longest World Series game in history.
• Adam Schiff vowed to investigate Trump on every front Tuesday. He said as long as Trump is president, the nation’s atmosphere will be poisonous. A thousand years from now, historians will think that Britain won the Revolutionary War and imposed our form of government on us out of spite.
• Hollywood celebrities like Oprah and Jane Fonda failed to get the Democrat elected governor of Georgia. Star power didn’t work in the South. When Taylor Swift endorsed the Democratic Senate candidate in Tennessee, they should have known that things never end well with her and men.
• Nevada voters made news Tuesday when they elected the late Moonlite Bunny Ranch pimp Dennis Hof to the state legislature. The cable news anchors had to explain with a straight face that voters who are alive elected a candidate who is dead. In Chicago they do it the other way around.
Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and a speaker. His email address is email@example.com.