PEN-PRICKS

• PETA said using phrases like killing two birds with one stone is akin to using racist, sexist and homophobic language. It gets worse. Progressives are demanding that radio stations stop playing the song “Baby, It’s Cold Outside,”not because it promotes date rape, but because it denies global warming.

• Psychology Today reported millennials lead increasingly isolated lives due to their reliance on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. Baby boomers are so grateful that social media came along when it did. We drank, drugged and sexed our way through the ‘70s and there’s no record of it anywhere. Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and a speaker. His email address is argus@argushamilton.com.