Pen-pricks

• Psychology Today reported a study which found that the millennial generation’s obsession with their smart phones is causing Narcissistic Personality Disorder in many of them. I know where they should live. Los Angeles is populated by six million people who are too good for their hometowns.

• The Courier-Journal reported that a Kentucky man was arrested by police and taken to jail after he lost his temper at Christmas dinner and threw an entire ham across the table at a woman. It makes perfect sense when you hear the whole story. She said Trump will be re-elected when pigs fly.

• President Trump was targeted by a storm of mainstream media criticism for his unannounced Christmas trip to visit U.S. troops abroad. It never ends. Trump returned to the U.S. from Iraq after a stop in Germany, according to CNN’s presidential correspondent, Dog the Bounty Hunter.

• Barack Obama was honored with L.A.’s 134 Freeway being named for him. It’s always jam-packed. Yet five minutes after the name change, the freeway was promising commuters that if you like to get to work on time with no traffic, you can get to work on time with no traffic, guaranteed.

Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and a speaker. His email address is argus@argushamilton.com.