• President Trump said his New Year’s resolutions are the success, the prosperity and the health of our country. It’s the kind of New Year’s resolution we all make to link our desire to improve ourselves and as time flies on by I cannot believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.
• Capitol Hill came alive Friday as new lawmakers staged videos and made over-the-top threats for media attention. Three women walk into a bar — a socialist Puerto Rican, a pretend Cherokee and a Muslim with Tourettes syndrome. Donald Trump then buys the bar so this never happens again.
• The Wall Street Journal quoted a publication in the beverage industry that said Californians consume onefourth of all the bottled water that’s sold in the United States. I have some news for my many friends in Los Angeles. If you pay four dollars for a gallon of Smart Water, it’s not working.