Pen-pricks

• Mark Cuban said he may run for president in the future and that none of the Democrats can beat Trump. Cuban called their proposals headline porn. Just when Democrats thought the worst that could happen is six more years of Trump, eight more years of the same thing suddenly seems possible.

• The Los Angeles Times says several cities are in rehearsal to commemorate the 75th anniversary of D-Day in Normandy. It’s not easy to simulate. This morning, U.S. Marines staged a mock landing on Long Beach, California only to be driven back to Catalina Island by Crip gunfire.

• President Trump’s former personal lawyer Michael Cohen was recently whisked to upstate New York in a prison van lwhere he’ll begin serving his two years. The attorney will be an inmate inside one of those minimum-security country club-type prisons. They only make vanity license plates.