pen-pricks
• Rush Limbaugh urged older Americans to stay sheltered but called on young people to go out and live their lives. He trusts herd immunity, as do I. In good news on the virus front, a COVID-19 victim in Chicago fully recovered and is able to return to his life as a future gunshot victim.
• Hollywood movie actress Rose McGowan called for the arrest of Bill Clinton for his close social connection with Ghislane Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein. Reaction is not forthcoming. Hillary has decided to reserve comment until after Rose’s tragic car crash in a Paris tunnel next week.
• The FBI transferred Jeffrey Epstein’s pimp Ghislane Maxwell to a Brooklyn federal holding cell Monday. She recruited underage girls and groomed them for molestation. Ghislane Maxwell, you may be the worst woman in the world, but a Grateful Nation thanks you for changing the subject.
• The Chicago Tribune reports a record number of shootings in Chicago over July Fourth weekend. The police say there were 76 shootings and 15 killed on the city’s dreaded South Side. Although the investigations are still underway, no Confederate statues were spotted leaving the scene.