PEN-PRICKS

• White House officials told NBC News they hope that Elon Musk puts Trump back on Twitter to remind the country how crazy Trump is. They act like crazy is dangerous, when it’s fun. I live with Alcoholism, Narcissism and Performance Addiction, and that’s more friends that I had in grade school.

• CNN reports that Chinese authorities have enlisted firefighters in Shanghai to don hazmat suits and spray the city streets with disinfectant to fight the Omicron variant. The cases have gone back up inside China. After working all over the world for two years, the virus has decided to work from home.

• ABC News star Jonathan Karl attended the White House Correspondents Dinner Saturday night not knowing that he had coronavirus. He sat next to Kim Kardashian and shook Joe Biden’s hand. Karl could be arrested for trying to raise the country’s IQ, but we will have to see how contagious he was.

• The CDC was reported to have purchased cellphone location data in order to track the movements of Americans and monitor and record people’s every move during last year’s pandemic shutdown. The CDC has absolutely no license to spy on Americans like that. That’s the job of the NSA.