Pen-pricks
• FBI Director Chris Wray stated the FBI determined COVID came from China’s Wuhan Lab. Now the Republicans want to go to war with China while Democrats want to go to war with Russia. If cooler heads prevail perhaps we can meet each other halfway and just go back to war in the Middle East.
• The State Department warned China not to send weapons to Russia for its Ukraine war. A military alliance between Russia and China could threaten world peace or even possibly replace the dollar with the Yuan as the world currency. I can feel the winds of change, either that or there’s a hole in my shorts.
• President Biden spoke in Virginia Beach Tuesday calling for higher taxes on wealthy Americans and for closing of tax deductions for corporate investments and raising the tax stock dividends. I think I’ve figured out why Uncle Sam wears such a tall hat. It comes in handy when he passes it around.
• Buckingham Palace declined to say whether Prince Harry and Meghan, the Duke and Duchess of Netflix, will be invited to the King’s coronation in May in London. This week King Charles evicted Harry and Meghan from their in-town residence called Frogmore Cottage. They live in South Park now.
• Donald Trump blasted Fox News executives for not supporting his claims that the 2020 election was stolen. Trump is up against the cable news and broadcast networks, the New York Times, the Washington Post, the security state, big pharma and the defense industry. So in other words he’s got this. argus hamilton is the host comedian at The comedy Store in hollywood and a speaker. his email address is argus@argushamilton.com.