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DO the CERN lot fire up that Large Hadron Collider? When I had a gas cooker, I had a long, thin sparky thing which never worked, and I always ended up using matches. Even with a gas ring circumference of just three inches, I always risked 2nd...
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FELL AS. After a long trip away, if your daughters ask what you missed most about home, the correct answer is “My beautiful grandkids” and not “My pinball machine and bike” as I mistakenly said. Eldon Furse, email PUB Landlords. Save on your...
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MAKE a ‘stealth’ key-safe for your house by dumping a knackered washing-machine in the front garden and popping the key in the fabric-conditioner drawer. Mark Glover, Staines 80S pop stars. When on a nostalgia tour, give fans the...
ArticleTRAIN TO HELL (VIA RUNCORN)
A VANTI West Coast have apologised after a commuter service to Chester was diverted through the fiery pits of Hell. The company assured customers the detour had been due to unscheduled trackworks on the North Junction layout and there were...
ArticleWhy my eyes will never dry for Chuck
WHEN I heard the terrible news that Chuck Norris had died, I wept. I wept and I wept and I wept. For in an age where true heroes are few and far between, Chuck was the epitome of the All American hero. Tall, square-jawed (counts as two words...