Of the clearing agent and Jezebel
IT NEVER rains but pours for this popular young man who did the unthinkable by entrusting his tender heart in the hands of a hardcore and butchering she-devil.
I mean this fellah who is into this fast cash business of cargo clearing who needlessly threw himself in the deep end by luring a Jezebel for a matrimonial partner. He had the mistaken belief that his wealthy will convert and nurture her into a responsible wife. Alias, a leopard cannot change its spots. Also, the tiger cannot change its stripes. Nobody can change this Jezebel’s essential nature and the bozzo is suffering ter- ribly from the self-imposed matrimonial confinement.
For starters, the fellah’s name has some vernacular connotations to do with respect and he drives an ex-Jap. The guy is a veteran imbiber and oftentimes frequents this trendy night spot that identifies itself with the country’s international code. He dons a highly fashionable flat base generation cap.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that the fellah cheated death by a whisker after being viciously stabbed by his blood thirsty concubine following heated accusations of squandering a fortune on thigh vendors and booze. The fellah is lucky to be breathing. Yes, he escaped from the jaws of death notwithstanding the fact that the perpetrator of this abhorred act of matrimonial violence is no saint or puritan as she is a Jezebel.
What irks many is the fact that this hardcore slut, masquerading as the fellah’s wife, has of late morphed into a dangerous monster that any sane man should detach from to stay alive. The poor boy is under such a horrendous and carnivorous matrimonial abuse. Though the guy is generous with cash when it comes to bonking sluts, his greatest undoing and threat is not the deadly virus, but this she-devil he exchanged matrimonial vows with.
The slut is very stubborn, snobbish, brutal, resentful and jealousy.
Why would a fellah who earns so much be so blinkered to the extent of hooking and hauling such a hardcore criminal into his bedroom. What spiritual powers does this fellah possess to think that she would one day repent and be converted into a sociable, sober, loving and down-to-earth wife. Surely, for as long as the sun rises from the east, this Jezebel will never change her slant to continuously crush the fellah’s heart on the rocks and thorns.
Yours Truly understands that the she-devil spent a night behind bars and one wonders if the fellah will draw inspiration from the gravity of the bloody incident to kick her out and escape the yoke of bondage or will sheepishly take her back into his bedroom thinking the overnight incarceration has taught the blood-sucker a lesson.
Till we meet again, remember to take care of your loved ones. Chikuru rudo! Life is too short.