The Manica Post

Everyone in the hood knew his death was not natural

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WHAT is this that we hear about this other well-known slut who once went head over heels with a certain vehicle inspection official until the guy was transferre­d to another city?

Blabber is reliably informed that all is not well with her and soon, I mean very soon, Yours Truly will give a blow by blow account of her current ordeal.

Instead of dwelling on the shenanigan­s of this call girl, Yours Truly could not resist the urge to share with you gentle reader the touchy unfolding drama of a shocking murder confession happening right now in our midst.

Word reaching Yours Truly is that there is a relatively successful small-scale entreprene­ur who inherited his fathers’ few business outlets in that other high-density suburb whose name has something to do with water.

Even though he now works in another border town after being transferre­d from our beautiful city, the boy still runs a number of public transport mini buses and corner shops in the same high-density suburb where he inherited his father’s businesses.

All along, Blabber thought his relative success in business has much to do with his tax collection and accounting prowess given that he actually works for a firm that specialise­s in that trade.

Alas, there is more to his success than meets that eye!

Only recently, he fired one of his employees.

The employee, whose name is similar to one of the opposition political leaders, is now spilling the beans of how he was used to murder a popular mental patient a few years ago to enhance the young man’s business operations.

The employee is voluntaril­y confessing how he was used by this young businessma­n to kill the mental patient for ritual purposes.

After all, everyone in the hood knew the mental patient’s death was not natural.

Everyone in this suburb knew about this mental patient who was called by a name similar to the biblical character, the 11th of 12 sons of a wealthy nomad in the Bible.

I mean that biblical character who was very much loved by his father because he had been born to him in his old age.

Yes, that one!

That was the name of the late mental patient who was so popular and loved by all in the hood but later found lying dead in a public toilet under mysterious circumstan­ces.

If you know you know!

For the record, Blabber will remain steadfast in pursuit of preserving the little that remains of our moral fabric, at least for our dear little ones!

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