Camera, lights, action for learned fools

WHILE Yours Truly thought the only dunderhead in our midst is that hopeless moron who masquerades as a television repairs technician, it was not long before l learnt that there is a female version of him.

In this day and age, who in their right frame of mind can record nudes to keep, send to a loved one or for whatever reason?

The least that Yours Truly expected from a qualified medical practitioner were nudes during this Covid-19 lockdown. But they came pouring in nevertheless. Blabber, just like everyone else who came across the lurid images of that chubby woman in her birthday suit while flaunting her privates, was shocked to the core.

After that shameful episode, the medical practitioner is still strolling the streets of Mutare in brought daylight. Some people have got guts!

I mean, this learned professional ought be ashamed of herself.

l hope you have managed to identify this courageous social misfit that Yours Truly is blabbering about.

This medical practitioner made that popular pledge, just like her colleagues, to take good care of patients as well as uphold good moral values for the integrity of the profession.

Gentle reader, the woman we are talking about frequents trendy uptown watering holes.

Over the years, she has tried to make us all believe that she loves dancing for the sake of losing some weight. Indeed, each time she steps into a bar or night club she wriggles her body to every tune. Blabber hopes that all of you have learnt a lesson or two from the carelessness of this learned fool. After all, Yours Truly is only driven by the need to preserve the little that remains of our moral fabric. Stay safe in these difficult times, far away from those cameras!