Student faints in act with lecturer

WHAT is this that we hear about a student teacher who fainted in the midst of a sex orgy with her lecturer at a local college?

No doubt, this could be part of a broader sex for marks scandal rife in our colleges.

While we all thought our students are busy wrapping up their studies after a difficult year in preparation of a better 2021, Blabber got a nasty revelation as news filtered through that one female student teacher actually fainted during the act with a senior lecturer at this wellknown college.

Yours Truly understands that the unexpected end to their quickie in the office then attracted the attention of fellow learners as the lecturer desperately sought assistance from passersby.

In fact, the lecturer thought the student had breathed her last and desperately wanted assistance from anyone who could help conceal his misdemeanour.

Luckily for our dear lecturer, assistance came in the form of a student who noticed that her colleague was not dead, but had actually collapsed because of health complications.

They ferried the student to a medical institution where the same was confirmed.

Blabber understands that the female student’s uterus had moved towards the heart during their romp resulting in her collapsing instantly.

She has since recovered. Blabber is aware that many are now wondering which college this could be.

Well, this is none other than that other teacher training institution where they learn to teach relatively mature students.

Those who want to know the actual department must not go anywhere beyond that other department which deals with various subjects related to performing and visual arts.

In fact, Yours Truly is still collecting pieces of information and who knows, sooner or later, Blabber will name and shame the protagonists by their actual identities.

Watch my space!