He is now a regular visitor

WHAT is this that we hear about this other skinny ‘‘Man of God’’ who once brought business to a standstill when he recently visited our beloved city?

The phony religious leader, known for his highly questionable tongues especially while preaching to congregants overseas, announced his first visit to the eastern border city on social media when he was still miles away from the city. When he eventually arrived, a mob of gullible youths were already awaiting his ‘‘grand entry’’ into the city. During his first much murmured about tour of the city, with his trademark yet unGodly slogans and catchphrases, our easy-to-fool brothers and sisters were sent into delirium.

This was not the case this time around!

The pompous and sharp tongued charlatan this time sneaked into the city silently, without any notice to the public, but a few chosen confidantes who in turn handed over two sluts to the impostor. The confidantes and the sluts are all a story for another day. After getting the company of the two sluts, our dear charlatan proceeded to nearby waterfalls where he conducted some rituals. Blabber knows that this is very difficult to believe especially for those who religiously follow his teachings and way of life, but Yours Truly, being an elder in our community, also fully understands that puppies do not open their eyes on the same day.

It would have been wise and progressive to a lot to dedicate all this space to share advice on ways to stay safe in this pandemic, but Blabber being Blabber has a duty to preserve the little that remains of our moral fabric, hence the need to prioritise the need to expose these social misfits. It would be unfair to sign off without blabbering about this other traditional healer who is now gaining popularity in our beloved city because of his much sought after love portions. Word on the street is that the traditional healer who resides in that other suburb whose name has all to do with water, yet supplies of the precious liquid are so erratic in the hood, serves effective and efficient love portions that are attracting wealthy female clients from all over the city and beyond.

Blabber is in the midst of compiling a list of those seen parking at his place of residence near this other old watering hole in the 14th section of the neighbourhood.

Need I say more? Enough for now! Remember to keep washing your hands, mask up and keeping the physical distance.

After all, this pandemic is real