Good riddance to bad rubbish

YOURS Truly wanted to go to town about this other serial con-artist who was recently a guest of the State after duping a desperate parent of some money on the pretence that he could organise their child’s place at a local primary school. This time around the baboon missed the branch!

Blabber hopes he has learnt a lesson or two about the need to work for his own money instead of taking advantage of unsuspecting people.

That said, Blabber thought it more prudent to dwell on this other social misfit who is causing so much indiscipline, especially drug abuse, among our youths.

I mean this other diamond dealer who has corrupted many youths around the city — both boys and girls — of school going age.

For a long time now, Blabber has been watching from a distance as this wellknown guy has been bastardising our norms and values right before our eyes.

Blabber has seen a lot from different diamond dealers in the past, but as his name suggests, this one is more wayward than all those who came before him.

As Blabber watches the drama unfolding, Yours Truly has been wondering who has been protecting this nincompoop.

In recent months, the hopeless drug addict has been literally living above the law.

But Yours Truly finally has something good to say!

Word reaching Yours Truly is that the nincompoop was dragged back to his native country by his own father who all along seemed to have forgotten that he has a son.

This was after he had been briefly detained for overstaying in the country.

Surely, evil will never prevail over good for a long time!

In the interest of protecting the little that remains of our moral fabric, Blabber hopes that the uncouth diamond dealer will be taken back to whichever planet he came from and never come back.

Blabber was really worried about how he broke the law at will and got away with it.

He would also pounce on young high school girls from all over the city.

The kleptomaniac booze-hound was in the habit of hiring a room at a popular local hotel where he would invite high school students for drugs, alcohol and sex.

Blabber will not talk about how he would also pounce on married women. He was untouchable!

The diamond dealer was simply law unto himself!

But far from the madness of this uncultured diamond dealer, Blabber is also informed that some workers at that other major city service provider were recently relieved of their duties after it was discovered that they were using fake educational certificates.

Blabber is still verifying the identity of each and every employee involved in the fake certificates scam for publication in our next issue.

I rest my case, for now!