What you give is what you get, simple!

WHAT is this that we hear about this local youthful entrepreneur who is having a taste of his own medicine. It is said the entrepreneur snatched a popular businessman’s daughter from another man, and now the lady in question has moved into the arms of another man.

The popular businessman is none other than the meat retailer who inherited his father’s empire that operates a few kilometres from the central business district.

The youthful entrepreneur runs a transport business in the periphery of the city. Many of you will remember how the businessman’s daughter callously dumped her first husband to become this youthful entrepreneur’s third wife.

In her quest to dump her husband for a moneyed boyfriend, she received blessings from her equally immoral mother and dismally failed the morality test. Word reaching YoursTruly is that the businessman’s daughter is now in an affair with another man and our dear youthful entrepreneur is having sleepless nights after discovering his third wife’s latest acts of infidelity.

In fact, those in the know confided in Blabber that the enraged youthful entrewent preneur to his in-laws’ house and removed a Jojo tank he had installed for them before destroying a number of buildings that he helped in constructing. Blabber will surely be following this juicy one to its logical conclusion.

Yours Truly wonders if this youthful entrepreneur took time to reminisce about how he snatched the same woman from another man, and how that man felt when he was dumped.

No doubt, this is certainly the same feeling that the first husband went through, but luckily for the first husband, he just moved on and let bygones be bygones.

Now that this youthful entrepreneur has gone through the nasty experience of being cheating on by his wife, Blabber hopes this is a lesson, not only to this youthful entrepreneur, but to all the readers of this widely read column.

What goes around comes around. Stop being cruel to others, be nice and please always respect the golden rule – do unto others as you like them do unto you!

Those who used to play street football during their childhood days will tell you that chekubirira achinuni.

Till next week, always remember to take good care of your loved ones. Chao!

Aself-confessed trainee witch who was recently caught naked in her neighbour’s house at midnight is accusing her friend of initiating her into the underworld of witchcraft against her will.

Enesis Kaisa was ordered to pay a fine of four cattle when she was dragged to Acting Chief Saurombe’s court.

Two of the cattle will be used to cleanse the Chonai Village, while the remaining two will be handed over to the victim as appeasement.

However, in challenging her sentence, Kaisa exposed her mentor, Jane Siduli.

She argued that her friend, Siduli, initiated her into witchcraft against her will and should therefore face the same penalty.

She claimed that on the night in question, Siduli deserted her during their witchcraft mission when she realised that they were about to get caught.

Kaisa argued that she was still learning the witchcraft ropes and therefore did not know how to escape.

“We fined Kaisa because she was the one who was caught red-handed in the house. Siduli was nowhere in sight. However, Kaisa’s parents want Siduli to compensate them for allegedly initiating their daughter into witchcraft,” said Acting Chief Saurombe.

“We have summoned Siduli to appear before my court to answer to the witchcraft allegations behind levelled against her by Kaisa.

“She is denying all the allegations so we will seek the services of spiritual healers to reveal the truth. When we conducted our investigations, we discovered that Kaisa was in the company of someone else that night because there was evidence of a scuffle just outside the victim’s homestead.

“Kaisa says she fought with Siduli as she was forcing her to practise witchcraft,” said Acting Chief Saurombe.

Kaisa allegedly soiled herself as she wandered inside the kitchen hut as she failed to locate her target.

Acting Chief Saurombe said this is evidence that Kaisa was still a learner.

When confronted, Kaisa said she had been sent by Siduli on a mission to kill the baby.

“The victim is a well-known prayer warrior in this village.

“She protects her homestead from witches and wizards through muteyo (spiritual protection). Her granddaughter was the witches’ target,” said Acting Chief Saurombe.

Witchcraft training gone wrong