He inspects both buildings and people’s wives

FOR the record, Blabber is not the kind of person who enjoys picking up fights for no reason.

If anything, Yours Truly, in his works of art, is only motivated by the need to preserve the little that remains of our moral fabric.

This is why Blabber was perturbed to hear that there is this other scruffy building inspector who is moving around denigrating the moral and professional standing of this publication, particularly its staff members.

Blabber had nothing to do with him, given that he is just another shabby party animal who is known more for his hydrophobic disposition than anything else.

Put simply, he is nothing more than a water hating molecule personified.

Whoever told him that when one has dreadlocks they should stay away from the bathroom made a huge mistake.

The few cents he makes from corrupt transactions in that other local authority neighbouring our beautiful city enables him to lure and date married women around.

The corrupt tendencies, themselves a story for another day, has seen him moving around with a few luxurious vehicles.

He has also managed to cover up his filthiness.

Being an avid player of this other game of precision which is fast gaining popularity across the country, Yours Truly thinks our dear building inspector is employing the same precision with which he hits balls to target married women.

Blabber knows that a number of marriages have been destroyed after the dreadlocked building inspector lured several married women.

Being an elder in our community, Blabber is duty bound to give some advice.

If anyone ever decides to date a married person for whatever reason, please take a good look at their spouse first.

If only the women being lured by this good-for-nothing building inspector knew his puny and feeble wife, they would be scared even to chat with him on WhatsApp!

For the benefit of those who usually doubt what Blabber utters, Yours Truly will soon give a chronicle of his illicit affairs, including those with some pub thigh vendors he turned into his girlfriends.

His callous nature has seen him going between the sheets even with his friends’ wives. If you, dear reader, think Blabber is lying, you will soon get the list of the friends he betrayed. Such is his animalistic weakness for sweetness!

On to other important issues. What is this that we hear about this other team manager who has left parents scared of sending their children to learn how to run with the egg-shaped ball.

Word reaching Yours Truly is that the thin and short team manager is of questionable sexual orientation and fears are that children who attend training sessions there might end up getting other lessons outside the usual runs and scrum tactics.

In fact, the young players would now need scrum caps, boots, mouth guards and back guards as well!

Till next week, always remember to take good care of your loved ones.