Baby-making cooperatives

BLABBER really needs someone to explain what is happening with the employees of that yellow branded money transfer company and some supermarkets who deny those not wearing face masks access to their premises when they themselves are wearing none.

We are law abiding citizens that believe that no animal is more equal than the other.

Anyway, this is a story for another day.

What is this that we hear about this other well-known “prophet” who now has more time for night clubs than converting souls to Jesus Christ?

The obese pseudo man of God resides in that other suburb whose name has something to do with water and his name is reminiscent of this other city in our beloved country.

Blabber is shocked to learn that the pompous boy is always imbibing with women of different shapes and sizes, even young girls of school going age.

This is the same person who claims to be a God-given gift to humanity.

My foot!

Yours Truly wonders whose money he is spending to finance his insatiable thirst for the wise waters as well as his unquenchable appetite for the forbidden fruit.

Dear reader, if you think Yours Truly is just blabbering out of jealous or hate, one of these fine days Blabber will attach the man of God’s images taken from one of our watering holes.

Just like this prophet who has gone stray, there is this other short and flabby man who is fronting our former colonisers at this other joint whose name is similar to the biblical possessed man.

Blabber is shocked that in this day and age, we still have people who hate their own and find joy and comfort in harassing their own brothers and sisters, all in the name of pleasing their masters of a different race.

It is sad that this shameless Uncle Tom is also a womaniser who is in the habit of lying that he is the one who owns the place, just to lure unsuspecting women.

From the look of things and how brutal he is turning out to be to his fellow countrymen, it is only a matter of time before Yours Truly pens a hard news story with his picture and name on it.

However, it would be unfair, dear reader, for Blabber to sign off without alerting you that there is this other slay queen who is now pregnant.

However, she is not sure who impregnated her.

Although she is suspecting that the baby she is carrying belongs to one of the three men she has been sharing a bed with at the same time, chances are high that an innocent soul may suddenly be given the responsibility.

For those wondering who exactly Yours Truly is blabbering about, it is none other than this other Jezebel sister who once went to study in that overseas country, an all-weather friend to our beloved nation.

The only problem is that she appears to have learnt nothing abroad, apart from skills on how to peddle her flesh, scrounging for waters of wisdom as well as bearing children from cooperative efforts!

I rest my case, for now.