The Manica Post

Heaven has gained an angel

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WHAT is this that we hear about this other dark-skinned, brawny and thick-headed special minerals dealer who has an exaggerate­d sense of self-importance which makes him think that he can wreck marriages, abuse and use the young women in our small beautiful city without Blabber saying anything.

For the sake of preserving the little that remains of our moral fabric, dear reader, Blabber is only tying the loose ends on this juicy one.

It involves a certain couple of medical practition­ers whose union is on the brink of collapse at the hands of this bed hopping gold panning ruffian.

He is now literary camping in this drug store in the uptown section of our beautiful city, reaping where he did not sow.

For the umpteenth time, Blabber will take time and space to remind you all dear readers of this widely read column that in this life that we live, the good that man do is often interred with our bones, but the evil lives after us.

Just watch this space!

On to other things, we are mourning our dear departed politician.

Yes, Blabber is in tears as he pens this piece, just in case some of you thought Yours Truly is a heartless scribe.

We all know how good a character the departed politician was, always willing to render a helping hand in the community that he represente­d.

In fact, the departed cadre was so good in politics that he managed to retain his post for more than one term.

Blabber is curious to find out who will have the guts to throw their hat in the ring to replace this good fellow whose shoes are just too big for common folk.

Only time will tell. ln the meantime, dai Mwari vatinyarad­za.

Oh by the way! Blabber was left in stitches after learning about how some folks are running away from the long arm of the law in their desperate attempt to conceal their proceeds of corruption.

Yours Truly has it on good authority that there is this other low ranking law enforcer who built a very beautiful mansion in that suburb whose name has something to do with water.

The beauty of this mansion, dear reader, makes it so outstandin­g in the hood, but the only thing amiss is that our dear law enforcer is still lodging a few meters away from his beautiful property, simply because he is afraid that moving into the new property might send tongues wagging.

That he made his money from proceeds of electricit­y copper cables theft is not a secret at all.

Get me right please, Blabber is not jealous at all about how our dear brothers and sisters are making extra money and acquiring properties, but Yours Truly is only duty bound to say these things as they unfold in our midst.

Chao!

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