Carpet interviews gone wrong

Wis this that we hear about the stinking carpet interviews in the recruitment process of enumerators in this other State organisation that deals with the less privileged?

Word reaching Yours Truly is that senior staff members in this organisation or department who were entrusted with the duties of recruiting enumerators have suddenly found an opportune moment to quench their sexual appetite by taking advantage of desperate job seekers of the fairer sex.

While Blabber is a strong proponent of women empowerment, it is not a secret to those in the know that the recruiting officers made sure they have much more women for other reasons far from the gender parity concept.

In fact, Blabber has it on good authority that one of the recruiting officers had the audacity to recruit and deploy his wife and concubines in the same team.

This, obviously, led to endless conflicts in the course of duty.

Blabber is informed that the big boss, who is actually not that big, is now directly monitoring his wife and concubines daily to avoid their endless conflicts.

If you, dear reader, think Yours Truly is just blabbering about unfounded fairytales, then hold on and just watch this space in a few days as l shall unmask the two musketeers who masterminded this shameful recruitment process.

And then there is this butchery in that other high density suburb whose name has something to do with water where young children are reportedly being abducted for suspected ritual purposes.

Only recently, one child was rescued at the last minute after he had already been assaulted and placed in the cold room as he awaited his fate.

While l thought the owner of the butchery, who apparently runs many other meat retail outlets, would only concentrate on his well-known sexual shenanigans, little did l know that he had another evil side l least expected.

For the benefit of those who could be wondering who exactly are l am blabbering about, it is none other than the well-known meat retailer who inherited his late father’s empire.

The headquarters of their meat retail business is located at a secluded place a few kilometres from the Central Business District.

For as long as it means preserving the little that remains of our moral fabrics, Blabber will stop at nothing in exposing such shenanigans!