The Standard (Zimbabwe)

What’s happening to the strongest currency?

- BY DOCTOR STOP IT WITH TAWANDA MAJONI Munopengaa­a!!! Gushungo Chete Chete! Dr Amai Stop it! PhD (Fake)  Tawanda Majoni is the national coordinato­r at Informatio­n for Developmen­t Trust (IDT) and can be contacted on majonitt@gmail.com

MY Dear People The funeral of Johane Marange apostolic sect leader Noah Taguta showed us why the Lacoste gangster believes their survival depends on these “white garment churches”.

It was also a time for reflection for us.

Gushungo, May His Soul Rest In Peace, even though he was a proud Catholic, also held the apostolic sects in high regard because they became unquestion­ably loyal to him.

Once in a while he would trade his Saville Row suits for the white garments to visit the shrines, especially in the eastern parts of the country.

For the apostolic sects, Gushungo was the Angel Gabriel incarnate, hence they worshipped him.

Who remembers my G40 boys boasting at one of my popular rallies that the Bobstar would be vetting those who qualified to pass through the gates of heaven?

Where are they now? The likes

PICTURE any day, anytime, when a truckload of uniformed soldiers crawls into a busy shopping centre.

Public reaction is predictabl­e. People scatter in every direction. They peep at the truck from the alleys. They speak in hushed tones, asking why the soldiers have paid them such an ominous visit.

Fear. That’s why. Ordinary citizens have become so much afraid of soldiers. That’s as disturbing as it is alarming. Under normal circumstan­ces, people must feel secure, comfortabl­e and confident in the presence of the gunners. These are the people who are supposed to be in charge of our security as a nation and as citizens, after all. Yet, as you will agree, soldiers now spook the boots off quaking citizens. Ordinary people no longer trust strangers in army fatigue.

It’s easy to understand why. Since the turn of the millennium, soldiers—together, of course, with other security agents like plain clothes spooks—have become a symbol of brutality, beating people up for any or any reason. In the morning, mid-morning, afternoon, at dusk and at night.

But they do a whole lot of other nasty things, now. Take the example of the Marange diamond fields. You all know that they deployed soldiers to that area when diamonds were “discovered” in Marange close to one and a half decades ago. That was when thousands of hungry Zimbabwean­s descended on the fields to dig for diamonds.

The soldiers came with guns, sjamboks and dogs to flush out the makorokoza. Tales are told of how dogs mauled the bowels off the illegal diamond miners, how some were buried alive and how others were shot dead by the soldiers. That’s what the people who went to Marange said. But, of course, the government and army deny that.

Calm finally came. But Maof Chipanga. I hear poverty forced him to return to that party.

Kkkkk I am digressing, but my point is that the coup gang is proving my prophecy that Gushungo will rule you from the grave true.

They are actually outdoing him in several aspects to the extent that they are deifying leaders of apostolic sects in desperatio­n for votes.

Launchmore accorded a state assisted funeral to Taguta “in recognitio­n of his contributi­on to the spiritual and material wellbeing of the nation.”

“His commitment to the Word and his exceptiona­l leadership, through which our country Zimbabwe is now a well-known spiritual epicentre of the African continent,” they claimed.

Of course they forgot to mention the scourge of child marriages that is associated with some of Taguta’s followers.

The case of the 14-year-old Anna Machaya, who died during child birth at the Johane Marange shrine last year, is still range has been turned into a cantonment. Soldiers have become a common feature of the landscape there. We don’t hear too much of army intransige­ncies in Marange these days but timid villagers, once in a while, open up on the horrors they encounter at the diamond fields.

Like, if you randomly talk to the female vendors in that area, they will tell you of how they are subjected to sexual molestatio­n, extortion and other forms of harassment on a daily basis. The women say the soldiers make advances to them and when the latter are rejected, that’s the beginning of hell for the fairer sex. They accuse the soldiers of teaming up with the local police to make sporadic raids on informal traders, confiscati­ng their goods if they are not demanding sexual favours.

And the whole thing goes on and on with such crass impunity you would think Marange is a mild version of Cabo Delgado or Sebha in Libya.

It’s not in Marange only that citizens complain of harassment and torment by soldiers. You frequently get reports of gun-toting junior soldiers moving around and beating up villagers on flimsy grounds. They settle old scores with their perceived enemies in uniform. They demand goods from shops at gunpoint, so we hear. Some reportedly force bars to close if they don’t get free beer. They team up to assault a perfresh in our minds.

Poor Anna had been married off to one of the leaders of the sect, we are told.

Taguta’s followers are said to have done all they could to hinder police investigat­ions into Anna’s death by preventing the exhumation of her remains at the shrine.

But the owners of this country will see no evil and hear no evil when it comes to those sects.

Stranger than fiction

Stories about how Taguta’s funeral was handled were mind boggling as much as they were sad.

They say some sect leaders spent two days bathing his body with hot water while preparing for his “resurrecti­on”.

His death was allegedly kept a secret for two days “after fervent efforts to bring him back to life failed”.

The sect leaders were so confident that he would resurrect they blocked Taguta’s sons from accessing their father’s body as they did rituals, kkkk.

In the end they had to bury a decomposin­g body!

Then you wonder why Gushungo ruled you for 39 years, until those cowards put him under house arrest. Munopengaa­aa!

A propaganda gift

The not so young CCC handed the clueless Lacoste gangsters a propaganda gift by deploying a team to attend the Independen­ce Day celebratio­ns in Bulawayo last ceived offender, and some of the assaults have ended in death. How often do you hear of a rogue soldier spraying people with AK47 bullets at a rural growth point?

At the height of political disturbanc­es, soldiers have raided communitie­s to flush out alleged offenders. Naturally, innocent people have been caught in crossfire. Ideally, of course, you would not want soldiers to be carrying out the ordinary duties of law enforcers. It sends a wrong signal. It reduces citizens into a mound of fear.

Then you have the current trend whereby soldiers are raiding armouries and committing robberies, sometimes murderousl­y so.

It’s not too difficult to understand why these mostly junior soldiers are behaving with such impunity and crassness. Clearly, what they are doing is against the law. In the old days, we knew that once the military police got wind of the soldiers’ wayward behaviour, they would come whooshing like Javelin missiles.

These days, you don’t get to see the red-beret soldiers too often. It’s either the people no longer bother to report the soldiers to the military police, or the military police has just lost the interest and energy, or both. But then, even if people don’t see the value of reporting to the red berets, that doesn’t mean the red berets must not do their job. week.

Suddenly spent forces such as Joji and the former nurse found something to do with their lives as they took to Twitter to celebrate the CCC “Damascus moment”.

Launchmore is desperate for endorsemen­t by anyone, including by those who can’t garner votes even from their own spouses such as Rinda, and the CCC presence at the celebratio­ns definitely stroked his ego.

An important lesson that CCC should have drawn from that episode is that you cannot let an opponent dictate the agenda for you.

Nero should have just deployed the party’s 19 new MPs to deliver his independen­ce message in the constituen­cies that the party now hold to consolidat­e the March 26 victory.

The trip to Bulawayo left Mukomana’s trusted lieutenant­s such as Hwende thoroughly confused.

Hwende became the butt of jokes on Twitter after he claimed that “Brother Leader (Muammar Gaddafi was) killed for the unity of Africans (United States of Africa) and a common African currency (Gold Dinar).

“We must continue pushing for these dreams and end the dominance of the US$.”

A purported democrat eulogising a dictator like Gaddafi, my foot!

The strongest currency

But the buck must stop with the army bosses. It doesn’t look like they are monitoring the junior soldiers well, well. How do you explain a situation whereby a rogue soldier is found with several guns in the roof of his cantonment lodgings? How on earth would he have managed to lay his hands on an assortment of weapons without detection? Have the armouries become so porous?

Or maybe there is systematic connivance between the junior soldiers and their seniors. To the extent that the seniors look away, fold their hands and whisper as the juniors are stocking away the AKs, grenades and what not.

But then, even if that’s the case, the big chefs must take the knock because it is their duty to ensure that there is discipline among the gunners at every level.

Talk about supervisio­n. Are the junior soldiers properly monitored by their superiors? Do senior-rank officer make OB visits to areas where soldiers are deployed? If they do, how come we still hear of those intransige­ncies by the lance corporals, corporals, sergeants and, sometimes, lieutenant­s?

One guesses there is need to reconsider how soldiers are managed by the politician­s, because that seems to be another area where the problem of rebellious­ness comes from. Soldiers must not be used to settle political scores. If that happens, they then tend to conflate politics and their mandate as soldiers. Granted, there are times when political instabilit­y poses a national security threat. But it must be ensured that the rank and file—just like the senior ranks—are not used as pawns in political fights.

Talking of the dominance of the US dollar, Launchmore is no longer hiding his frustratio­n about the collapse of the Zimbabwe dollar as he lashes on everyone he believes is fuelling the collapse of the RTG as he called it a few years ago.

Yesterday while addressing Zanu PF victory celebratio­ns in Epworth, he claimed that some unnamed countries were sabotaging the local currency.

He claimed a clampdown against corporates for allegedly manipulati­ng the Zimbabwe dollar, but even a herd boy in Dotito will tell you the reason why we are witnessing the second death of the currency is poor stewardshi­p of the economy.

The rampant corruption, huge national debt, Mangudya and Mthuli’s dysfunctio­nal foreign currency auction system are the elephant in the room.

The quicker Launchmore understand­s this the better for him. He will avoid going the same way as Gushungo.

They thought running a country was easy as drinking whisky, kkkkk.

Gushungo is certainly having the last laugh watching the Crocodile fumble with the economy and even trying to keep his Zanu PF intact in the face of mounting hardships, kkkkkk.

When that happens, they tend to hide behind politics to commit crimes as we have often heard. It gives them a sense of protection and entitlemen­t, to the extent that they will end up abusing their uniforms, guns and the name of the army.

We know that one of the blights of the war of liberation against colonial rule was that—particular­ly in the case of Zanla—they trained political soldiers, rather than strait jacket soldiers. That may have been inevitable in a way considerin­g that people had to be brainwashe­d with mostly communist-socialist ideology and propaganda for them to adequately buy into the war.

The problem is that, that has come with a burdening legacy. Most of the current leadership in the army are political soldiers who participat­ed in the anti-apartheid war. They were socialised into politics as young guerrillas. That psyche is still there, and this may explain why current politics and military duty are sometimes conflated. But there is need to depolitici­se military thinking and operations.

The implicatio­ns of an intransige­nt rank and file in the army are sorry and gory. Once junior soldiers become accustomed to a life of rebellion and impunity, there is a big hazard of mutiny. And who wants mutiny?

It would be good to set up a commission of inquiry into the intransige­ncies of the junior soldiers before the problem gets out of hand. This commission can include the legislatur­e, the Defence Forces Service Commission, military experts and even the OPC, to establish what really is going wrong and what must be done, going forward. But the army leadership must initiate the inquiry.

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