The Sunday Mail (Zimbabwe)

Laziest wife on earth

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I have been married for 15 years and we are blessed with three children. We are both teachers.

My problem is my wife is always tired. Whatever she does, she does it so slowly and lackadaisi­cally as if she is being forced.

If the maid is off the kids will retire for bed while she is still cooking. When eating she falls asleep in the middle of her meal like a baby. She is always sleeping in the sitting room, I change our sofas every year.

We cannot discuss anything important at home because she will be asleep. Our little child jumps on sofas but she will be too tired to caution him.

Mai Chisamba, I am now tired. I do not

AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18): At times, it can seem like you are the one supporting your friends and at others that they are supporting you, which is how it should be. But this week as Jupiter, your social planet, turns retrograde, you might prefer to strike out on your own and enjoy a few solo adventures. Perhaps there are experience­s that you would not have if you were in a crowd or even with one other person. It could be very rewarding if you go down this route.

PISCES (Feb 19-March 20): As Venus enters your sector of values and self-esteem, consider investing in yourself in whatever way seems best to you. It may be that you’d feel great with new clothes or a new hairstyle. Whatever you do for yourself can help boost your confidence at a time when you may be a little worn down by all your recent hard work. And if you have not received much in the way of thanks, it is certainly time to give something back to yourself!

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You have been looking not only for the deeper meaning of life but also the deeper meaning within your relationsh­ips. Any conclusion­s you draw can be liberating but might also encourage you to look out for other possibilit­ies within your closest bonds. There might be more options than you realise. Venus, your planet of relating, moves into Aries this week, which could set you thinking about why one particular connection is so special to you. The answer may not be what you expect.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You are moving through a phase now in which your focus may be turned inward toward your thoughts, emotions, and dreams. At the same time, the Sun is in the topmost sector of your chart, which puts you in the spotlight. If you feel a little uncomforta­ble, it could be because you are aware that you have changed over recent months and you are still adjusting to your new identity. Over the coming weeks, fresh insights can reaffirm the direction you have chosen.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): With Mercury

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