Pastor eats raw dog meat in church

A pastor made rounds online after doing an unexpected thing during church service.

Apostle Kenneth popularly called Kenny of the Divine Fruit Church of Christ, Kanye in Botswana, killed a dog and ate it raw in the church after claiming it had been blessed.

The church members were not left out as some partook in eating the raw meat.

Sharing pictures from the service on the church’s official Facebook page, the caption below was written;

“Eat of me, whoever eats of me will never die. No one will force you to partake but that which I give is of my Spirit to confirm my word. When you eat of me it will be unto perfection.

“Nothing can be given unto you unless it is given by the Father. If I eat you have already eaten because you believe in me.We eat everything, if it is blessed it is approved. (sic)”

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Girl fakes kidnapping to enjoy romantic night

AN 18-year-old girl from Kabwe in Zambia has been arrested together with her 27-year-old lover after she allegedly faked her own kidnapping in a bid to have a romantic night with the man at a local lodge.

After failing to elude the watchful eye of her parents to have an overnight engagement with her lover, the girl, of Lukanga Township, took advantage of the time her mother sent her to town to buy relish to fake the kidnapping.

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Husband bites off wife’s nose

A father-of-three, who celebrated his wife on Facebook recently is being accused of biting off her nose.

The sad event is said to have happened at her father’s house.

King Felix Nero and wife Queen Nero have been married for five years and have three kids together. However, it is alleged that Felix Nero has been abusive and also unfaithful.

Last year, it was alleged that he had an affair with his wife’s cousin, Ejiro Praise.

Due to the alleged domestic violence and infidelity, Queen moved with her kids back to her parent’s house in Asaba, Delta State in Nigeria.

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Father, daughter in love affair

A Kenyan lady identified as Joyce Ngugi has revealed about an illicit affair she has been having with her biological father.

The story which has been shared by multiple media outlets in Kenya revealed that Joyce and her father began having the abominable relationship when she was still young as the dad abused her sexually.

She said in an interview that she had not been able to divulge this issue to her mum and anyone else because he threatened to kill her if she ever did.

“My father slept with me for years and we have a child together. Our child is currently eight-years-old. There is nothing anyone will say to me that will convince me to love my father because he abused me from my little stage as a girl and I was scared to speak.

“As we speak, my mother doesn’t talk to me; she has even blocked my number and I don’t stay in the house anymore.

“I still love my mother but I just pray that God will touch her heart to forgive me because I was just a child when all of this started.

“I will never allow my daughter to go through this in life. Even though my education has been zigzag, I will make my mum proud. May be she might forgive me,” she said.

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Unusual act

A California woman found US$36 000 stuffed in the cushions of a free couch she snagged on Craigslist –and gave the money right back.

Vicky Umodu needed to furnish her new home cheaply and could not believe her luck when she found a sofa set being given away.

“I just moved in, and I don’t have anything in my house,” she said from her home in Colton, near Los Angeles.

“I was so excited, so we picked it up and brought it in.”

But it turned out there was a whole lot more to the giveaway than met the eye.

The lump she found inside one of the cushions turned out to be several envelopes filled with cash –thousands of dollars’ worth.

“I was just telling my son, come, come, come! I was screaming: this is money! I need to call the guy.”

Umodu called the people who had given her the couch, told them of the bonanza and returned the cash.

The family, who were clearing out the home of a loved one who had recently died, said they had no idea where all the money had come from.

By way of thanking her, the family gifted a surprised Umodu more than US$2 000 — enough to buy the refrigerator she needs for her new home.

“I was not expecting a dime,” she said.

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Bus preacher beaten to coma

A bus preacher was reportedly beaten to coma in Nigeria after some condoms allegedly fell out of his bible as he preached the “Word of God”.

It was gathered that the self-acclaimed man of God was dragged out of the commercial bus and beaten into coma before he was rescued by some policemen.

The pastor had embarked on his journey from Alakia and proceeded to preach to the people on the bus, using very strong words like “If you wear trouser you’ll go to hell!

“The Devil invented Make up! Weave-on is from marine kingdom! If you have pre-marital sex you will burn in hell and your skin will peel!”

According to one of the passengers Miss Omolara; “People were just falling as he was laying hands.

“One man almost fell out of the bus under the influence of the spirit. It was amazing until he raised his hands to cast the demons out of one girl and two condoms fell out.”

“The angry men in the bus who had been having pangs of guilt due to the pastor’s preaching about sex suddenly got really angry and pounced on him.

The pastor all of a sudden started shouting, I also preach safe sex! Safe sex is good!” she added.

However, policemen had to be called to the scene to save the pastors life. — Wires.