EMBRACE YOUR INNER HIPPY

WHEN you set up camp, consider a little Feng Shui – the Chinese philosophical system of harmonising everyone with the surrounding environment. Before you choke on your own tongue, let us explain.

No one likes smoke in their eyes. So, when pulling up at your designated campsite, check out the predominant wind direction. The place for your swag, tent or camper should be sited upwind with the kitchen and fire downwind (or at least side-on) to blow away smoke, mosquitoes and other airborne vectors of disease. The place for poo should be further downwind, but reasonably accessible to you.