The tiny ‘Beat the Boss’ phone is made for easy smuggling (in your rectum)

“FREE YOUR HANDS, NO MORE TROUBLE.”

Phones these days are all about big screens and easy-to-use interfaces, but some manufacturers have other goals in mind — i.e. getting phones past security screens. The Beat the Boss J8 handset is a 99.99% plastic, 6.6cm-long “Bluetooth earphone dialer phone” weighing in at just 19 grams. Possessing all the functions of a basic phone, it can also sync your contacts and music, and it apparently feels very smooth and comfortable in the hand. However, this device isn’t just meant for people who dig smaller, simpler devices. No. This unassuming black phone has been designed to be smuggled past metal detectors and other security screens by being fitted into the anus, and it apparently works, too. But our most pressing question here is... does it vibrate on silent?