Re move yourself from the internet

Not even the NSA will be able to find you

1/ Social suicide – begin by deleting yourself from social networks. Facebook only allows you to deactivate, not remove, your account; to erase it you’ll have to contact them directly. Yes, we know.

2/ Delete all accounts – head to Justdelete.me to see which of your regular stop-offs are easiest

to wipe (Google is a cinch, Evernote is almost impossible). If you can’t delete the account, simply

falsify your details – name, date of birth, etc. 3/ Mass unsubscribe – Use Theswizzle.com to get out of every newsletter you’ve signed up to. 4/ Delete your email account – this has to be the last thing you do, as you’ll need your email address

active in order to stop all your other accounts. 5/ Browse incognito – Head to Duckduckgo.com, a search engine that doesn’t track your activities,

to make sure you remain invisible online.