March’s Blu-rays for real men

1

The Professionals Bloke-fest from the 70s, on disc, at last. The guns! The chases through derelict factories! Lewis Collins and Martin Shaw’s palpable sexual tension! Classic. $35, out now

2

Outp ost 3 “Scotland’s leading horror franchise” pits Russian special forces against zombie Nazis in a battle to see who can do the worst accents, and also in actual battle, with decapitations. $24, out now

3

Dom Hemingway Basically Jude Law swearing and breaking things for two hours. $35, out april 23