Asus ZenWatch

Features include the tip-top Tap-Tap, which locates your phone, Remote Camera, which is a “Remote” control for your “Camera”, and a call-muting “talk-to-thehand”-style gesture that lets you shut down a cold caller or needy friend just by covering the watch face. Needless to say, it employs Android Wear, so there’s full access to Google Play’s wearable wares. Even more needless to say, a bunch of fitness trackers are incoming for it too. Step to it now, fatties.

$TBC, asus.com/au, out TBC