The Critic: Toast, a dog with a big Instagram following, could teach you a few new tricks
A random ranking of recent bad behavior
AND THEN YOU EAT A STEAK
Outback Steakhouse’s Loaded Bloom is a regular Bloomin’ Onion topped with fries, cheese, and bacon, putting it north of 2,000 calories, aka pretty close to what adults should eat in the course of a day.
FIGURE OF SPEECH
Apple’s iOS 10 will prompt phone users to change words into emoji, causing a senior vice president to joke that tomorrow’s kids will “have no understanding” of English, the prospect of which seems more than .
GREEN GOLD
Demand for avocados has led to a crime wave in New Zealand. So the next time you contemplate Instagramming your avocado toast, think about the syndicate you’re helping support.
COURTSIDE PLEATS
According to a digital wealthmanagement firm, the average NBA player spends about $42,500 a month, and his favorite merchant is Express. Do extraslim-fit dress pants scream “baller”?