THE DEPLORABLES: CRAZY QUOTES
(Folks, we are not making this up?)
“I can’t stand Muslims… They’re not all bad, they do chuck pillowbiters off buildings.” Australian cartoonist Larry Pickering at a far-right fundraising dinner. “We shouldn’t be penalizing people [who discriminate]… it wasn’t a problem when I was a child … I don’t remember dudes walking around in dresses getting beat up. It wasn’t a thing, and now I think we’re encouraging it.” US Republican Briscoe Cain on why he wants to roll back LGBT rights and protections. Next it will be colour television, the automobile and other stuff he didn’t see as a child. “This bill will destroy the whole human race … If a gay person marries another gay person, they won’t produce anything. Suppose they adopt a kid and he becomes gay. How will the population increase? After a few years, or centuries, there won’t be anybody left. It will be finished.” Sikh Bawa Singh Jagdev tells the Australian Senate he thinks the Earth may run out of humans. There are currently 7.2 billion. “I stopped being a journalist because of the LGBT campaign. They tried to present themselves as beautiful, gentle people, but these people aren’t... 90 per cent of the abusers in the Catholic Church, they were not paedophiles, they were ephebophiles… They were abusers of teenage boys which is closely aligned to homosexuality.” Irish Times writer John Waters conveniently forgets that girls are also victims of abuse, and blames the gays for his decision to quit journalism. “The Super Bowl are deciding to defile America and break our will by having us bow down to this… [Lady Gaga] ruling over everyone with drones everywhere, surveilling them in a big swarm to condition them, that I am the Goddess of Satan, ruling over them with the rise of the robots.” Alex Jones of the website InfoWars, claims the Super Bowl halftime show was a magic ritual to make Lady Gaga a “Goddess of Satan”. Donald Trump gets his news from InfoWars. “It is possible that the incidence of homosexuality is an acceptable loss, in evolutionary terms, so that the rest of the males can be more male-like.” David Archibald confuses fellow One Nation members by mentioning something called “evolution”.