ITCHIN’ IN THE KITCHEN

I have started a relationship with Jordan Bruno. He doesn’t know it, but we spend a lot of time in the kitchen together! I’m not really into recipes – unless they come with a sexy picture of your Gay Chef. I love/ lust him! I decided to make his cup cake recipe from last issue – did it with an erection! They tasted crap but I felt good whipping them up. Are we ever going to see under the apron? Will he ever do something with eggplant (wink, wink)? – The Dirty Kitchen Sink We’ll ask Jordan what he can do with an eggplant for future issues. – Ed.