DEAR DIVA’S ADVICE

IF YOU’RE HUSBAND HUNTING, GET THE FUCK OFF GRINDR!

Dear Diva,

I hooked up with a guy on Grindr, we hit it off and the sex was insane. But every time I make plans for us to meet again he cancels. I know he’s busy, he travels a lot for his job, but I really like him and can’t wait to see him again.

Dear Canceled,

Wake the fuck up, Dorothy! You are not in Kansas anymore. He got what he wanted from you – a quick piece of tail. You can’t get all emotional and weepy about a trick you met on Grindr. Grindr is for booty calls. You need to understand this. If you’re looking for a husband join a book club and stay the fuck off Grindr.

Dear Diva,

I was out recently with a new guy I’ve been dating and we ran into some of his friends. I was a little shocked that he didn’t introduce me to them. I’m not sure what to make of this.

Dear Ignored,

This bitch is ignorant, rude or has dementia and forgot your name. He should have introduced you to his friends even if he only sees you as a fuck buddy. This episode shows a lack of manners. You shouldn’t get hopeful or start dreaming about picking out china patterns with this fool. Honey, you can do better.

Dear Diva,

My friend lost his job and had to sell his car. Now he’s constantly asking me to drive him everywhere in my car. I don’t mind helping him out occasionally but I feel like I am being used. Last

week I was late to a concert because he wanted me to drive him to see his mother.

Dear Reluctant Chauffeur,

Honey, your friend is a fucking user. Let me guess… does he ever offer to put gas in your car? I thought not! You need to put a stop to this. Now! Let his sorry ass get on a bus. A selfish bitch like this will continue to use you until the wheels fall off your damn car.

Wake the fuck up, Dorothy! You’re just his piece of ass. If you want a husband join a book club.

Dear Diva,

One of my man’s friends is so annoying. He always brags about what he has, how much he paid for something, who he knows. My man has been friends with him for years and he’s a frequent visitor to our home. I dread being in his company. Help! Dear Living Dread,

I am getting a headache just reading about this bitch. I can only imagine how fucked up it must be in the actual presence of his phony ass. You need to let your man know how you feel about his friend. Perhaps you can insist he becomes a less frequent visitor. Your home is your sanctuary. Keep the bullshit and shady bitches to a minimum.