WAS YOUR NEW YEAR’S RES­O­LU­TION TO GET MORE AT­TEN­TION?

If so, Becky Lu­cas – whose show Cute Funny Smart Sexy Beau­ti­ful is play­ing the com­edy festival cir­cuit this year – has some ad­vice

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The idea of ex­plain­ing to peo­ple how you can be “cute funny smart sexy beau­ti­ful” is ob­vi­ously an idea born from a com­plete sense of self-en­ti­tle­ment. I think ev­ery­one has the abil­ity to be com­pletely self-ab­sorbed and en­ti­tled and, let’s face it, the cul­ture we sur­round our­selves in en­cour­ages it. So with that in mind, I’ve col­lated the per­fect list of things to do to com­plete your tran­si­tion into the at­ten­tion-seek­ing night­mare per­son you’ve al­ways wanted to be:

1. BURST INTO TEARS WHEN THE HAIR­DRESSER SHOWS YOU THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD WITH A MIR­ROR.

2. RE­FER TO YOUR­SELF AS A “SHUT­TER­BUG” JUST BE­CAUSE YOU LIKE TAK­ING SELF­IES.

3. DRINK WHITE WINE AND DIS­CLOSE A MA­JOR SE­CRET.

4. BLOCK YOUR BEST FRIEND ON IN­STA­GRAM JUST AS A JOKE.

5. FAKE A LISP.

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