Classic Celtic programmes

Programme collector Miles Mcclagan finds expert modelling, car capers and lots of green in Glasgow

“There were some good things in the game, although I can’t really remember what they were, to be honest” Harri Kampman after Motherwell 0-0 Kilmarnock in 1998

New season, blue colour

Fair play, lads, labelling a friendly a ‘challenge match’ is great work.

Green is the colour

Do you adore shades of green and exclamation marks? Step right up.

Hat’s amazing

Tommy Burns shares his best Blue Steel look as “fashion meets sport”.

“Turn the picture green”

It makes sense. After all, you can see exactly who’s in that image...

Burns’ night

It’s his testimonial – why wouldn’t we plump for the open goal pun?

Dreadful Gag #184

How many Celtic fans can you fit in this Ford Escort? At least five Bhoys.

Cartoon football

“We saw that morose Inter Milan cover. Make sure they’re smiling.”

“Smile, it’s for the cover!”

It’s almost as if these players know they exist only in an artist’s mind...

Curtains up!

Simon Donnelly’s kit looks like your gran’s living room on an acid trip.

Caught on camera

As Orwellian competitions go, this is right up there. Always watching.